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Starbucks is starting to offer free drinks during funerals. They acknowledged the need for mourning coffees.

Me: Sorry for being late, I was having some computer issues. Boss: Hard drive? Me: No, the commute was fine. It was my laptop.

Took grandma to a spa where they have fish eat your dead skin It was cheaper than paying for a funeral.

Subway is opening a sandwich making college in Liverpool. Everyone there is already great at making things inbred.

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

A bunch of cations walk into a bar that is notorious for only serving anions. This precipitated many a salts and batteries.

My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves... It looks like the boa cons tricked her!

Every day, I find a staircase in some building, disassemble one of the stairs, and leave with it. I just like to take things, one step at a time.

Did you hear about the professor who could tell the acidity or baseness of a solution by dipping his genitals into it? He had a PH D

What happens to a constant when it’s differentiated? it disintegrates