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What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and a little old lady? The illegal immigrant isn't worried about his next fuel bill
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I'm really getting pissed off with my Muslim neighbour. He's getting on my goat
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My girlfriend makes and models Muslim clothing. I like the cut of hajib.
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I never know where I am with my wife. Lovely woman, shit map reader
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You know my little sister? I bought her tassels for her bike. Annabelle? No, only the tassels
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My mates said I was really punching above my weight when I got with my missus. Fucking right I was, she's 23 stone.
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So Joe Biden has threatened 'personal sanctions' against Putin if he invades the Ukraine. Looks like there's going to be a few Russian hookers going to have some spare time on their hands....
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Shower sex is the best kind of sex ever. I only wish my shower was big enough for two......... and I wasn't alone when I did it.....
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My old gran used to say, "You don't miss what you never had" What if you fell in a lake and never had swimming lessons?
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Scientists claim that a "starvation diet" can increase your life expectancy by 5 years. Doesn't seem to be working in Africa does it?
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