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I'd like to offer American students my heartfelt congratulations for getting this far through 2023 without a school massacre.

It's about time we put doctor's receptionists at the border controls. Let's see how many illegals get past them!

One man's rubbish is another man's treasure. Not the best way to find out from your dad that you're adopted.

Just been attacked by three gay lads! Luckily I managed to knock one out. Admittedly it's not the best time to have a wank, but hey, needs must!

I was once attacked by 3 gay boys. Luckily I managed to knock one out. Not the best time to have a wank I admit, but hey needs must!

I always said I would never molest my pet lions,but eventually I had to swallow my pride.

I'm sad to report that my biography of Josef Fritzl didn't make the best cellar lists.

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason, and it scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and falls asleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?" The Doctor says: "The water does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."

R.I.P Ghislaine Maxwell for next week.

Not heard anything from Lost Voice Guy these past few months.