Sickipedia

Two flies on a piece of shit one says "Not seen you for ages mate" The other fly says "Yeh I know ive been on the sick:

Why did god give black people rhythm Coz he fucked thier hair up.

Why do asian girls have moustaches So they can look like thier mum

What type of bees can you get milk from..... ......boo bees

Last night as I lay in bed a large flying insect Flew in through my bedroom window Suddenly BANG! It exploded in mid air Must have been a jihaddy long legs..

Whats the difference between A policemans truncheon and a Magicians wand ..... Ones to perform cunning stunts The others for aprehending criminals

How do you know when your sisters on her period Your dads covk tastes wierd

Instead of spending tax payers money on jailing failed suicide bombers why not spend a little more by strapping thier sorry arses to a tomahawk cruise missle and deporting them straight back to whatever shitty hole they came from

"Oi you twat!"I said to my neighbour " what do you think your doing writing Your name in piss in my garden". "Its not so bad loads of people do it its just A bit of fun"he protested"yeh but its in My wifes fucking hand writing"

Little johnny finds his nan dead sat On the toilet...later he asks his mum and Dad " what was that cold prawn thing Between nans legs " " oh my poor dear That was her lady parts "said his mum "Well it tasted like prawn" says johnny