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Been on the scene since the days of old Sickipedia. If you were there too, do drop by and say hello. For the ‘new’ site, I’d recommend two things: reintroduce the forum and let the public vote! Now, I’ll lament over my lost jokes.
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News: 5 arrested for fly-tipping. There’s a real dip in quality of Enid Blyton’s writing.
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Daily Star: Daniel Radcliffe struck down with food Poisoning. Harry Potter and the Half-Cooked Mince.
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I just woke up from a coma, but I don't think it lasted very long. They're still discussing Stephen Lawrence on the news.
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What do Dwight Yorke’s balls and the English Channel have in common? Full of weak black swimmers.
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When I was out today I saw a phone on the table outside a coffee shop that had been left there. I pocketed it. It started to ring. I took it out of my pocket and the caller I.D. said 'Mum'. I put it back on the table and slowly backed away. How the fuck did she know I was up to no good?
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News: 5 Die in Wisconsin Parade Car Attack Looks like Enid Blyton has finally had enough.
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I've devised a strategy aimed at eliminating civilian casualties in the Israel-Gaza conflict, which I intend to propose at the United Nations. Every time the Israelis kill a civilian they have to put a penny in a jar.
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Joe Biden has said confusing Zelensky with Putin in his recent press conference was an embarrassing gaff. However, it would not affect his chances of defeating Nixon in November.
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73 dead in Pakistani train fire. Damn it. Who to blame when none of the firefighters are white.
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Sean Locke was a great comedian. Even when he died it was funnier than Josh Widdicombe.
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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Promoting false information
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