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Paul Doyle is a camelion, doesn't look 53 and in his pictures he has a different skin colour.

20 years ago today I still remember like it was yesterday, I woke in the hospital after being punched in the head by a retarded tranny, on that day my memory was effected and I've never been able to hold onto things very well... I wonder if anything has changed

Invading Britain is one of the hardest military challenges on earth.... Unless you have a dingy.

Boy '15' tragically dies In the River Kelvin hailed as a 'hero' Hero... wee guy couldn't even save his breathe

Do you think the Jew that got the Id tattoo '007' during the Holocaust felt kinda cool for a while?

What gets lighter the more you use it? (no, not a lighter) An Ethiopian fuck baby

I don't know why they call them racial slurs I annunciate

Today's guardian has a story on how to turn your leftover alcohol into vinegar... Other stories set to appear this week are: How to turn my leftover cocaine into kitchen descaler... (please feel free by adding your own ridiculousness)

Aberdeen man arrested for killing 3 sheep by running them over with a car, hell hath no fury like a lover scorned

On the subject of respirations, shouldn't the British broadcasting company give up their BBC. Com.