I had never touched drugs all my life until I went to prison.
Now I am a total addict, monged out most of the day and tripping my balls off at night.
I wish I had never took this prison guard job!!!
Wondered if anyone could help?
Just brought a laptop from Eiffel65 and it has the blue screen of death with an error code "Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa"?
My wife's leaving me because she says I have an unusual obsession quoting Tom Jones lyrics every time I speak ...
It's not unusual!
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