Sickipedia

Loading...

Sickipedia

cover-29

wangking

Member since 5 years ago

0

Posts

0

Comments

0

Post Score

About Me

This user hasn't shared anything in their 'About' section yet.

Location

-

Social Networks

Followers

Looks like nobody’s following this user right now.

wangking

one year ago-Other-Wordplay

For Sale: Empty bird cage. Higher perches available.

15 people reacted

2 people reacted

17

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (20)

Award

Share

An old rhyme. Mary had two rabbits, one was a Belgian buck, She put them on the table to see if they would.... Run around the table like monkeys up a stick One put his finger where he should have put his... P is for pudding R is for rice, F is for something it’s naughty but it’s nice Rats do it cats do it monkeys have a try, mums do it dads do it , Why shouldn’t I.... Upon a mountain top sitting on a rock, I saw a China man playing with his... Cock a Robin went a fishing, fishing for a whale, down came a bumblebee and stung him on the... Ask no questions get no lies, I saw a policeman fastening up his... Flies are a nuisance bugs are even worse, This is the end of my little Chinese verse. Pathetic I know.

11 people reacted

1 people reacted

12

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (17)

Award

Share

Nine year old boy killed by lightning strike while playing football. He certainly learned the hard way in how to conduct himself on the field.

25 people reacted

25

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (12)

Award

Share

A little boy walks into the bathroom where his mother is lying naked in the bath. “ what’s that?” he says pointing between her legs. Flustered, she says “ Oh, that’s where Daddy accidentally hit me with the axe” “ Good shot” he says “ He got you right in the cunt” The old ones are the best!

1 people reacted

1

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (9)

Award

Share

Years ago when I was a choirboy I sneaked into the belfry...the priest caught me and tolled me off.

10 people reacted

10

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (8)

Award

Share

I was just walking over Westminster Bridge as a load of feminists with placards were marching towards me. I didn't know whether to block their passage or toss myself off. Credit Max Miller.

23 people reacted

23

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (7)

Award

Share

I think that the standard of Doctors has gone downhill since lockdown...I had a video call today with my GP because I had a lettuce sticking out of my arse. All he could say was that I should put a dressing on it.

22 people reacted

1 people reacted

23

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (7)

Award

Share

A Golden Oldie. I took my blind girlfriend to a concert, and during the interval she turned towards me and with her eyes flickering all over the shop like they all do, she said “ Isn’t life cruel? I was born blind and you were born without a nail on your thumb “

18 people reacted

1 people reacted

19

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (7)

Award

Share

The person who said that an Englishman’s home is his Castle was a cunt. My home is a one bedroom rented flat in Rotherham.

13 people reacted

1 people reacted

14

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (6)

Award

Share

I remember as a kid my poor old Grandad lying upstairs in bed dying and riddled with cancer, thin as a stick and not having eaten for days. My Nan was boiling a ham in the kitchen and my Grandad shouted down “ I could just fancy a bit of that ham” Nan shouted back “ You can’t have any of that, it’s for the funeral “

21 people reacted

1 people reacted

22

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (6)

Award

Share