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I've come in for a lot of stick because I visit mumsnet so often. But they console me and tell me it's ok.

I just wanted to say that there is nothing wrong with going onto mumsnet. I raised a question on mumsnet and they told me it was fine.

What’s the difference between Mumsnet and Pornhub? I never wank to Pornhub

4 little paki boys sitting in a tree One drove them there in his Beemer M3 Finish please

KIMJONGTRUMP is white Dee off Benefits Street

2 massive homosexuals walk into a bar. Let’s call them KIMJONGTRUMP and Weaverdog9000 (who thinks a g is a 9 - where the fuck did you get educated) Anyway the barman says “hello you pair of raving HIV ridden puffs. What will it be?” KIMJONGTRUMP orders a babycham for itself and a snowball for his snowflake bum buddy “This is just like your cum KIM” says Weaverdog9000 “Not only that” says KIM “it’s yellow like my belly”

My man vagina is a little sore today. I’ve been beaten by the trolls and KIM took me up my back passage without warning me up first. Anyway. Hope you are all well

I was watching the ads and what is it with you women? You have bacterial vaginosis, vaginal dryness, constipation, the runs, split ends and when on your periods you bleed purple water No wonder I’m gay

I call my mum Boeing Her flaps extend when she’s coming down the landing

I was horrified when my dad told me he was gay I nearly chocked on his cock