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I took my first penis in my anus last night and it wasn’t as bad as I feared Plus. My grandad enjoyed it too so that’s a bonus

I started work as a toilet attendant today Self employed I suck men’s cocks through a glory hole. Money is good but I go home stinking of fish

What’s the difference between nigger semen and paki semen None if you close your eyes and hold your nose

I was horrified when my dad told me he was gay I nearly chocked on his cock

I call my mum Boeing Her flaps extend when she’s coming down the landing

I was watching the ads and what is it with you women? You have bacterial vaginosis, vaginal dryness, constipation, the runs, split ends and when on your periods you bleed purple water No wonder I’m gay

My man vagina is a little sore today. I’ve been beaten by the trolls and KIM took me up my back passage without warning me up first. Anyway. Hope you are all well

2 massive homosexuals walk into a bar. Let’s call them KIMJONGTRUMP and Weaverdog9000 (who thinks a g is a 9 - where the fuck did you get educated) Anyway the barman says “hello you pair of raving HIV ridden puffs. What will it be?” KIMJONGTRUMP orders a babycham for itself and a snowball for his snowflake bum buddy “This is just like your cum KIM” says Weaverdog9000 “Not only that” says KIM “it’s yellow like my belly”

KIMJONGTRUMP is white Dee off Benefits Street

4 little paki boys sitting in a tree One drove them there in his Beemer M3 Finish please