Sickipedia

INFORMATION: Just a reminder, we don't need an excuse to delete posts. New accounts spamming and posting garbage will have their shit removed and the account banned. We don't give a fuck how many emails you send to admin, they back our decisions end of.

INFORMATION: Clarification. We really don't give a fuck, it's not a democracy. You post dupes, they'll get binned, give us grief, you'll get binned. We will have this site returned to the principles of the original site, original jokes and banter. You trolls are losing big style, more changes are on the way, we aren't here to be liked, we are here to stop lowlife cocksuckers treating this site as their own personal playground. NEW ACCOUNTS POSTING DUPES WILL BE BANNED INSTANTLY, SPAMMING WILL SEE YOU BANNED. NOW THREE JOKES PER HOUR MAX FOR OVER 2,000 POINTS. ONE JOKE PER HOUR FOR LESS. You can follow the guidelines or fuck off, we really don't care. This needs to be seen. You guys who want a good site know what to do.

INFORMATION: Until we have the multi account spam posting under control we must remind you that any submission can and will be deleted if we suspect the poster has been involved in trolling or spam posting. Threats against any user will not be tolerated. I'm sorry if this seems harsh but we still have members who think they can control the sites input. We will have a properly run sickipedia, we will not tolerate any more shit.

INFORMATION: Please vote this so it can be seen for 24 hours. To the cunts that are creating new accounts and then posting shit stolen from twitter and facebook, usually crap, the posts will be deleted. To the same cunts with three year old accounts that have never posted the same will happen. Most of these COVID jokes are now dupes or total shit. I don't want to ban the subject, but total crap is being deleted, and before you start moaning who the fuck are we to decide, we moderate the site, part of that is trying to control the spam freaks. Good jokes are not being seen because of that Oxford cunt who is still trying to flood the page with old, stolen, and just shit. Fuck off Percival, it's not happening. And please remember, memes made up of text only will be deleted. Screenshot site messages will see you banned as well.

INFORMATION. Peado pics will see your account banned permanently. Nonces can fuck right off. Key worker my arse. Just a fucking nonce. Balldeepinkate banned permanently. Any sexual images involving children even if only implied or clearly photoshopped will not be tolerated keep your sick fucking fantasies to yourself. If you don't want sickipedia closed down report the shit as soon as you see it .

INFORMATION: Some great news for you multi account creators out there. We are changing to manual account approval by yes, us moderator chappies, this should be good, eh John. So when we get up in the morning and see 50 accounts created in the night, straight in the bin. Have a great day now. This has been a public service announcement on behalf of S.H.I.T. (Sicki Hating Ignorant Trolls) Oh look, someone voted it down. I wonder who that could be. Nah, not really, I already know. Another account lost John.

INFORMATION: OK you cunts, well done and give yourselves a pat on the back. Most posts are original and the troll(s) are under control. Percival still tries, and fails, but the live accounts he uses he behaves himself. I'll still kill them though when I'm certain it's him. Yeah, scores are low, but who gives a fuck, it's not sickipedia as we know it, but it's the best it's gonna get. Keep up the good work all of you who make the effort. Now I'm off to have a wank over Wasp's fat wife. I feel I know her well enough now.

Don't you dare fucking die Boris you cunt. You'll kill the fucking hamsters powering this site.

INFORMATION: The twat who has been fucking the site up has had the jonnovox/roycraperscoat accounts permanabanned. It won't stop the cheating down voting though, but as seen with the Boris post there are enough decent people on here to stop him. Admin need to step up and and only allow say 2 downvotes an hour and ban any user who constantly targets specific posters, or blanket downvotes the page. It's not fucking rocket science is it? He's still on here with 100s of accounts but it's a fucking start, don't let the cunt win and post your shit, good bad or indifferent. So fuck you Percival, how do you like them apples!

INFORMATION: If you have lost a post it is because of vote manipulation. Not that we think regular posters are cheating, but newly created accounts are cheating what they want to the top, and of course leaving other decent jokes to get buried. We are sorry for the inconvenience but we will not let two users control the site. Any luck they will die of COVID 19 or just get cancer or something. We know most of the fake accounts, we know the three users responsible, they are using tor to hide their IPs but we know from the log on location that they are responsible. Must be a fucking fantastic life when all you live for is trying to fuck a sick joke site up because you were forced to suck daddies cock when he came home from work after a hard days labouring on the building site. As from now sickipedia is under lockdown. known cunts posting today will be banned without discussion no matter how fabulous the joke. shit posts deleted don't fucking pm us or put up clever poems or else.