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When I first joined The Flat Earth Society it had a small membership. I never imagined it would become a global movement.

"Half of Britons wouldn't be able to tell that an American is calling them an idiot". That's hardly surprising as half of Britons only speak Hindu, Pashtu or Arabic.

Money is no object.................but every woman is. Happy Women's History Month!

The mods at Sickipedia are such good sports. I mean it. They really can take a joke,

I've invented an outhouse that walks with legs and I call it the Dr. Fauci: It's full of shit and you never know where it will go next.

I shagged a Navy girl last night. At least I guess she was a Navy girl; the moment I slipped her the pork, she said, "Welcome aboard."

I've just had my first lesson in Haitian cuisine and it was easy. All you have to do is skewer some rats on a length of reebar then hold them over a burning tire till the hair burns off and they're crispy.

My girlfriend was giving me a fabulous blow job last night and as I came in her mouth my orgasm was so intense that I lost control of my bowels . She screamed, "Oh my God! How could you?" I don't blame her; it must have been very disorienting for her to know that I was coming and going at the same time.

When is salami toast? As of last night.

I love blow jobs. It’s about the only time I get to see my wife’s mouth moving without having to listen to an incessant stream of nonsense.