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When is salami toast? As of last night.

The Titan captain's last words: "Don't worry about those noises; we made it through Nordstream and we'll make it through this, too."

I found a new flat, so I packed all my things in unmarked boxes, dressed in a dark hoodie and shades, carried them down to a black van, then drove it all over to the new flat at three a.m. and unpacked. What can I say? I move in mysterious ways.

I shagged a Navy girl last night. At least I guess she was a Navy girl; the moment I slipped her the pork, she said, "Welcome aboard."

I've just had my first lesson in Haitian cuisine and it was easy. All you have to do is skewer some rats on a length of reebar then hold them over a burning tire till the hair burns off and they're crispy.

The mods at Sickipedia are such good sports. I mean it. They really can take a joke,

When I first joined The Flat Earth Society it had a small membership. I never imagined it would become a global movement.

I've invented an outhouse that walks with legs and I call it the Dr. Fauci: It's full of shit and you never know where it will go next.

I love blow jobs. It’s about the only time I get to see my wife’s mouth moving without having to listen to an incessant stream of nonsense.

Money is no object.................but every woman is. Happy Women's History Month!