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I've only one thing to say about Caroline Flack. Necro up the shitter job. Dry.

Dominic Cummings has just started a football team. Now he can meet 21 other people, doesn’t have to maintain social distancing and can spit on the floor

Finally! Can we now call it the Coon Flu?

Scientists unable to identify Coronavirus in vistors from China One scientist was quoted as saying "they all look the fucking same to me"

Hi Guys UncleBilly is back and he' gonna fuck all your wives and girlfriends up the shitter. Dry. Wait. You don't have any wives or girlfriends

It’s funny how the USA and the U.K. use the same language but are different. We say tomatoes they say tomaytoes We sing “head shoulders knees and toes” and they sing “knees neck knees neck”

I’ve just been tested positive for covid. The track and tracer asked who I’ve been in contact with so they can isolate them for 14 days. “Dominic Cummings”

You now can’t call ethnics paki, nigger or coon. They are all now BAME. I’m fine with that. I’ve got stinking fucking Muslim Bamers next door and some stabbing Bamers living down the road.

I can’t wait for this Covid contact tracking app I’m going to hack my phone and pull out the numbers of all the hot women I meet.

Boris Johnson to announce new measures to protect the vulnerable Please tell me he’s going to quarantine all coons.