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Hi Guys UncleBilly is back and he' gonna fuck all your wives and girlfriends up the shitter. Dry. Wait. You don't have any wives or girlfriends

Scientists unable to identify Coronavirus in vistors from China One scientist was quoted as saying "they all look the fucking same to me"

Tonight BBC1: Bake Off Auschwitz

First case of Coronavirus in USA and it has mutated. Into Cocacolavirus

Scientists confirm that Eve did not talk to a serpent in the Garden of Eden. They also found that Adam was a ventriloquist with a long cock.

Initial reports suggest Caroline Flack killed herself by watching Love Island repeatedly.

I've only one thing to say about Caroline Flack. Necro up the shitter job. Dry.

If I get Coronavirus I’m not going to have a test All I hear on telly is that another person has died after testing positive for Coronavirus

You know how women will test out different shades of makeup and different perfumes before buying them. Well I tried doing something similar with different liquid soaps. But “apparently” according to Tesco’s trying to remove balls of shit stuck to my anal hairs is not allowed in their stores.

Black people and Pakistanis and Bangladeshis are twice as likely to die from Coronavirus than their white counterparts the ONS has found. Maybe Carlsberg do do coronavirus