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Uncle Billy is back! Only because I see some very very poor “jokes” being upvoted unusually. Like “I got a balaclava in my van and duct tape so I’m a rapist”. No you’re not. We don’t use those things. According to my Fitbit I did 4 miles yesterday evening. Well it took me that long to catch her and rape her Keeping a close watch on ya’all (or some)

Fucking women Wife has an Ann Summers party. They’re all playing around with dildos, beads and clit-ticklers and I’m the weirdo for sitting there having a wank!

If only Wonga had taken out some PPI

Wonga No longa!

I pulled a black woman last night and she’s going to stay at mine I’ve never been with a black woman before so need some help. How should I approach the subject of using a litter tray?

Want to know who is down-voting? Want to know who up-votes their own jokes? Get yourself an FTP app and look at the (unsecured) joke directory. Find you joke (by unique ID) and it lists all the IP addresses who voted it....BUT....next to each IP address is the name of the user doing it Shall I just say that if you live in Newcastle (yes I have your IP fella) or South London (you too), then I will be posting your cheating names up soon. And Wilmslow too! Don’t blame the trolls. I know who it is now

Hey Billygoatgruff I ran an SQL query on your “off you pop” message and it’s the same IP as markrees1981 aka balldeepinkate Off you fuck The brotherhood is all knowing

When Johanna Konta is crouching waiting to return a serve I reckon in could slip my cock right up her waste pipe and cum before she has to move Anyway. That was what I said in the interview for a BBC commentator and didn’t get the role

Guess who's back!!!!!!

So here it is. Cards on the table. Why I created Fake UncleBilly. I got absolutely sick to the back teeth (one for you Genghis) of the utter shite that appears on this site now. None of this would have been tolerated or permitted on the old site and yes, it is a shame this site is not moderated but I salute your attempts guys to at least get something up and running for the rest of us. So here it is to all you wankers who moan about each other; those of you who copy and paste endlessly; those who keep pointing it out; those who arse-lick with "great post +1 from me"; those who are OBVOIUS cheats voting up and down; those who constantly blame ONE man for all the fake accounts (btw - you're all wrong) and I think you know who I refer to. Those threatening to throw acid (read the Ts&Cs when you log in). Those who posted a guys place of work! You should be ashamed. So what if Genghis wants to post anti-Brit jokes? I post anti-Paki jokes. How is this bothering you? I am a long-standing user on here and whilst it is nice being one of the top contributors, that's not why I do it. I suppose I put stuff up because I like to think I was the first to think of it. The "Comments" section was a good idea - but I'm afraid, like the Poll Tax, the consequences weren't quite thought through. So stick that in your shitters - that's why I did what I did