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twatbianco

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3 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -2

I asked Emily Blunt out on a date. She said, "fuck off you ugly cunt*.

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11 months ago-Illness and Mortality-Disability-Post Rating : 16

I really pissed off a couple of random blokes today by calling them hipsters.. Apparently the correct term is 'conjoined twins'.

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one year ago-Sports-Wrestling-Post Rating : 2

Why did Mike Tyson underperform last night? Because he's got iron deficiency.

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one year ago-Other-Conspiracy-Post Rating : 5

Was on holiday in Provence last summer and entered the village's annual strawberry crushing competition. I was winning right up until the last round when I was pipped by some local woman with no legs. Jammy cunt.

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one year ago-Politics-Joe Biden -Post Rating : -3

What's the difference between Joe Biden and Woody from Toy Story? Woody goes limp when a child enters the room.

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2 years ago-TV-Film/Movie-Post Rating : 10

We ended up watching something last night where a young girl pissed on the floor, pukes on people, called a priest a cunt and was masturbating with a crucifix. The series was called 'My Autistic Daughter'. 8.30pm on Channel 5.

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2 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -1

Why did pac-man stop eating ghosts? Because they taste like sheet.

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2 years ago-Sex and Shit-Anal-Post Rating : 11

I got gang raped by six dwarves last night. Not happy.

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