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I really pissed off a couple of random blokes today by calling them hipsters.. Apparently the correct term is 'conjoined twins'.
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Why did Mike Tyson underperform last night? Because he's got iron deficiency.
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Was on holiday in Provence last summer and entered the village's annual strawberry crushing competition. I was winning right up until the last round when I was pipped by some local woman with no legs. Jammy cunt.
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What's the difference between Joe Biden and Woody from Toy Story? Woody goes limp when a child enters the room.
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We ended up watching something last night where a young girl pissed on the floor, pukes on people, called a priest a cunt and was masturbating with a crucifix. The series was called 'My Autistic Daughter'. 8.30pm on Channel 5.
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Why did pac-man stop eating ghosts? Because they taste like sheet.
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I got gang raped by six dwarves last night. Not happy.
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