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For Sale: Old Trafford Corner Flag Will swap for train ticket back to London.
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"Backlog of cancer patients awaiting treatment should clear within a matter of months" - Matt Hancock ...Sort of fixes itself does that one Matt.
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My local Chinese takeaway has updated their menu. Anything 'Hong Kong Style' now comes battered.
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My new girlfriend is a bit of a fox, she's not attractive or anything, she goes into town at night digging through bins for food.
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Who remembers that horrific advert a few years back.. If you hit me at 30... theres an 80% chance I'll live.... If you hit me at 40... theres an 80% chance I won't be available to pick you out in court. THINK!
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I still don't understand why we can't stop elephant poachers. I mean, how hard can it be to spot a pan that fucking size.
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Met a guy who said he was a famous singer back in the 80s. I thought he was lying but he was Adamant.
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So no one is allowed in your home unless they are working. Ill just give the girlfriend £20 each visit. I might even suggest using the tradesman entrance.
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Whats the quickest way from Germany to Poland? Straight on, third reich.
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BREAKING NEWS: Scottish Football to admit fans to games after government allows small groups of people to meet indoors.
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