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Information for all, no need to reply. If you have any questions, message Vapeman directly. Hopefully, all will be understood - so you won't need to. Duplicates are being deleted for the good of the site. They don't have time to look back at everything so ive reposted this with a few words changed just to be a twat. Apparently if your joke is close but not a duplicate, it won't be marked as such, let's see :-) If you wish to repost an old joke, make sure you delete the original first before posting your new/revamped gag. If your joke is an old one but not on here, then you can post it here. The search box isn't great but it's what we have.

Emergency Cabernet meeting set to be called as Johnson cheesed off photos of him in his chateux neuf du pape claimed to brie seriously miss-reisling.

The wifes gonna apply

Plans emerge for England's final tactics with hope that if they can get ahead by half time the Italians will likely switch sides.

Can anyone help me locate a washing machine repair video. All the ones I find seem to focus renegotiating the cost of the repair.

MORNING MATE, HOW ARE YOU? Oh I feel awful, I've eaten something that disagrees with me. DODGY CURRY? No, the wife.

How fast was he running?

As well as 'sort' by newest and 'highest' can you please add a filter? The idea of being able to avoid wasps 20 jokes a day for just one click would probably be enough to make the site worthy of an IPO stock launch. Also, while you are at it can you sort the sub categories to alphabetical order. Not just the order you thought of them in. Much appreciated.

For Sale: Ericsson Charger.

As lockdown rules are relaxed spare a thought for the people of Bradford trying to decide which of their 30 closest family members to meet outside.