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ticktock75

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ticktock75

9 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 5

I don't want to sound big headed here. But does anyone have an XXXL hat I can borrow?

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 11

I once rubbed Rachel Riley's fanny really gently. Stroke of genius.

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one year ago-Other-Dad Jokes-Post Rating : 11

I've noticed that people who wear jogging bottoms are usually the least likely to actually jog...

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2 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -1

Binfluencer (noun): Person who puts the right bin out on the right day, letting everyone else on the street know which bin to take out. Particularly useful over Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is.

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2 years ago-Religion-Catholicism-Post Rating : 20

Some of you may be interested in the latest edition of the Catholic Times. It has a pull out section about contraceptive choices

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2 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : -2

So, Spiderman is a wog now. I guess that makes his aunt the Black Widow...

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2 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : -1

I wondered why my head was getting smaller. Then I realised I'd picked up the potato peeler instead of my comb!

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3 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 3

How is my tin of so called 'Scottish shortbread' actually Scottish...? To my knowlege it has never worn a kilt, eaten haggis, watched Billy Connoly or been impersonated by Mike Myers..!!

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3 years ago-Racism-Chinese-Post Rating : -1

😆 I've just found out that this emoji is a laughing face. For years, I thought it was, "fancy a Chinese tonight?"

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3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : -1

So is Camilla officially a Quilf now? Asking for a friend.

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