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I read that apparently 1 in 10 young Germans believe Auschwitz is a type of beer. I tried it once. It wasn't for me. Too gassy...

I got fired because I lied on my CV with my new employer. I really didn't think they'd actually measure my cock...

Piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook...

"I've had a breakdown," I told the lady from the AA. "Okay sir, tell us where you are and we will send someone as soon as possible", she replied. "On the M40, heading north, just beyond junction 6." "Okay sir, we will be with you as soon as possible, just stay with your car." What car? I thought to myself, as I threw more of my own shit at passing motorists.

My date came into the pub crying her eyes out last night. "Are you ok?" I asked her. "Do I look ok!?" she shouted. "Meh, your dress is nice but you could of put a little more effort in with your make up."

After the death of Chadwick Boseman, BLM campaigners are rioting throughout the US, calling on the government to defund Cancer...

I got banned from the gym today for hitting my wife's weights instructor. I overheard him say she had a good, clean snatch...

Can't wait to see the Ukrainian and Russian teams at the next paralympics...

I would post a joke about having a stroke but I don't want to let the side down...

BBC News: 'Boris Johnson's ethics adviser quits' I'm shocked - Boris had an ethics advisor?!