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I just heard the French president is announcing more lies on tv "Oh Macron" 🤦‍♂️

I just heard that the French president was on tv telling lies again "Oh Mscron"

An old one my dad used to like ... My mum

What do African lesbian couples drink? Lemon aids

A feller is out exploring the Katanga when he is captured by a tribe. They all start chanting "ugger bugger ugger bugger" and then all rape him. Then they take him to the chief and the chief says to him "you have choice, death or more ugger bugger" The feller says "death please I can't take any more of that" "Then it is agreed. Death. By ugger bugger!"

I was chatting to this Muslim in our street. I said "your wife wears a burqa, your 3 daughters all wear burqas, doesn't it get a bit confusing around the house?" He said "yes of course, last week I went upstairs in the night and accidentally had sex with my wife!"

When's the best time to get a car on HP? When it's Harvey Price

What's a Scouser girl got in common with a nice firm toned arse? They both come from squats

My next door neighbour is being blackmailed. She's got fuckin Leeroy staying over again

Jordan you're a spokesperson for online bullying and you even write children's books. What else is there for you to do? "Well you know like I wanna be on a popular kids tv show where I can talk about my books" Blue Peter? "Yes I did actually"