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Luxury superyacht "Bayesian" sinks in Mediterranean storm off Sicily. What was the probability of that?

BBC News: Husband plants surprise sunflower field as golden wedding gift Does anyone know where I can buy stinging nettle and poison ivy seeds in bulk?

Is Suella Braverman what you get if you feed Priti Patel after midnight?

Discovering that you have an extreme allergy while masturbating is embarrassing. Especially if you suffer a bananaphylactic shock.

BBC News: Oscar Pistorius going to court to force early prison release. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

I'm disappointed with the media's ghoulish reporting that the Titanic sub can stay submerged for only 96 hours. I think it can remain submerged for a lot longer than that.

"Disgraced former health secretary, Matt Hancock to enter the jungle in I'm a Celebrity" He'll be right at home among the venomous snakes and slimy, blood-sucking parasites.

Due to the high cost of energy, I now have homeopathic hot water. It has only the memory of heat

After so many U-turns, Jeremy Hunt appointed defacto head of the UK Government while Liz Truss remains as Pie Minister.

In her first act, new UK Prime Minister Liz Truss is sending 1000 tons of bacon for flood relief to Pakistan. She will be opening new pork markets in Islamabad.