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I’m not saying the police in this country are useless but there’s now been more arrests over the burning of a cardboard Grenfell Tower than the real thing.
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My son said he wanted to be a ghost for Halloween... so I killed him.
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I’m not surprised that Boris Johnson enjoyed his trip to Peppa Pig world. Apparently it was David Cameron’s favourite destination too.
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Life is a lot like a penis... short if you’re Chinese.
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What’s more awkward than waking up with an erection? Realising it isn’t yours.
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I had a friend who died in the Twin Towers on 9/11... Well I say friend, he was actually more of a flat mate.
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My brother is a man after my own heart... he has severe coronary artery disease.
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I haven’t seen a black guy fuck a bunch of grannies like that since I was last on PornHub.
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The founder of Ikea has died aged 91. Flat pack coffins. Allen Key. Leftover parts. This joke requires some assembly.
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I was absolutely shitting myself during my driving test... probably why the examiner failed me.
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