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Blacks called Bill Clinton the first black President because he smoked weed, played the saxophone and got his dick sucked - a classic observation by Shemeka Michelle.

"David Lammy heckled at Manchester synagogue attack vigil" Surprise, surprise, Jews don't like niggers either.

After that terrorist attack in Manchester, Starmer has called a meeting of COBRA. Very fitting for a snake.

"David Lammy SMEARS Nigel Farage with OUTRAGEOUS 'Hitler Youth' Claim!" That was actually a compliment; Lammy thinks Hitler led Britain to victory in the Second World War.

"Student left homeless and helpless after fire at rental home in New Cross" My advice to him is catch a train to Dover and hang out on the beach until another small boat comes in then join the passengers as they depart. He can then claim asylum and be put up for free in a four star hotel for the next six months until he is given a free flat.

"Gloria Gaynor Getting Pushback Now For Daring to Receive Trump Kennedy Center Honor" Somehow, I think she will survive.

"BREAKING NEWS: POLICE OFFICER JAILED FOR STEALING WOMANS UNDERWEAR DURING SEARCH" Now you know why they're called The Filth.

"I have autism and ADHD. Finally I understand why I have no friends" Sorry to hear it, Mr Kohberger.

"‘Last thing Buckingham Palace wants to see’: Fergie spotted with Kevin Spacey in Italy" First thing the tabloids want to see: Fergie in bed with Kevin Spacey.

I wouldn't say my sister was dumb but she thinks the asteroid belt is what Brian Cox uses to hold up his trousers.