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If Rachel Maddow is a dyke, how come she just got fucked by Donald Trump?

If Rachel Maddow is a dyke, how come she just got fucked by Donald Trump?

"Secret Buckingham Palace plan for Queen's death revealed" There will be wall-to-wall coverage of his greatest hits starting with "Candle In The Wind" and ending with "I'm Still Standing".

"Chelsea Clinton Releasing Children’s Book Inspired By Elizabeth Warren" It's called "The Return Of Pocahontas"; her next book will be inspired by her mother: "The Witch Of Arkansas".

"Man charged over attack on Gainsborough painting at National Gallery." I bet he was arrested by a Constable.

From Chuck Berry to bury Chuck.

How the latest terror attack on Parliament was reported: Metropolitan Police: A police officer was killed. Three members of the public also died. Socialist Worker: Freedom fighters attack centre of Imperialist power. Anti-Racist Alliance: Terror attack on Parliament provoked by racist policies of Donald Trump. The Fawcett Society: Another shocking example of male violence. ISIS: Four down, sixty million to go.

"Westminster attacker named by police as Khalid Masood" I can't say I'm surprised. Marrying that stupid cow from EastEnders would be enough to drive anyone mad.

"Trump Signs NASA Bill Aimed at Sending People to Mars". Wouldn't his original plan of building a wall be cheaper?

"Gunman in a PIG MASK goes on rampage at the famous Bellagio casino in Las Vegas" It was a whole five minutes before security realised he wasn't a real police officer.