Sickipedia

"Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook must accept some state regulation" I wouldn't be concerned with that statement if he hadn't added "this will happen when I'm President in 2024".

"Paris attack: Gunman 'shouting Allahu Akbar' BEHEADS teacher" Must be fake news; you can't chop off someone's head with a gun.

"Would a 37-Year-Old Woman Be Where Pete Buttigieg Is?" Only if she liked bending over in the bath-house on a Saturday night.

"Sexual assault victim speaks" Next time scream; the guy will probably run off.

"London mayor Sadiq Khan to spend £1.7m on water fountains instead of police" I tend to agree: a water fountain won't fit you up for an imaginary crime or throw you down the stairs.

"Prostitutes taught how to tackle the Aids menace" Become ex-prostitutes.

"Mum’s agony as son, 22, ‘loved by everyone’ chased down and stabbed to death..." Surely that should be loved by almost everyone?

"Outrage as US rapper TI says he has daughter's hymen checked annually" I'd be a lot more outraged if he checked it himself rather than take her to the doctor.

"Most Read today: Three men stabbed in Lewisham after car park incident" Most read and most red!

"Man denies trying to kill brother" He said he wasn't able.