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Independent researcher and archivist with an at times sick sense of humour.
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"Three men charged with manslaughter after death of woman on golf course" Fore!
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"WILLIAM LOATHS MEGHAN - HERE IS WHY" She's a cunt.
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What is the difference between Angela Rayner and Meghan Markle? A few people actually like Angela Rayner.
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"Burger King ordered to face lawsuit for allegedly lying about its Whopper" My sister broke off her engagement for the same reason.
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"'$50m. taxpayer dollars about to fund condoms in Gaza,' WH press sec. says" It's a bit late for that now. The Palestinians have already been well and truly fucked by the Israelis.
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After that terrorist attack in Manchester, Starmer has called a meeting of COBRA. Very fitting for a snake.
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"Student left homeless and helpless after fire at rental home in New Cross" My advice to him is catch a train to Dover and hang out on the beach until another small boat comes in then join the passengers as they depart. He can then claim asylum and be put up for free in a four star hotel for the next six months until he is given a free flat.
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"BREAKING: Keir Starmer Calls For URGENT Cobra Meeting!" Just what you'd expect from a snake.
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Following the arson attack on the home of Keir Starmer, a leading bookmaker has offered the following odds on who will be charged: An angry farmer 20/1 An angry farmer's wife 20/1 A recently redundant private school teacher 16/1 A pensioner 15/1 An unpaid cocaine dealer 12/1 An unpaid rent boy 12/1 Jeremy Corbyn 10/1 Diane Abbott 6/1 Angela Rayner 4/1
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"THEY’RE WATCHING YOU – UK’s AI Surveillance Programme REVEALED!" Well I never. How do you say "Fuck Keir Starmer" in Robotese?
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