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"Three men charged with manslaughter after death of woman on golf course" Fore!

"Criminals STEAL Cancer Kid's Leg" I'll bet he was hopping mad.

"WILLIAM LOATHS MEGHAN - HERE IS WHY" She's a cunt.

What is the difference between Angela Rayner and Meghan Markle? A few people actually like Angela Rayner.

"Burger King ordered to face lawsuit for allegedly lying about its Whopper" My sister broke off her engagement for the same reason.

"'$50m. taxpayer dollars about to fund condoms in Gaza,' WH press sec. says" It's a bit late for that now. The Palestinians have already been well and truly fucked by the Israelis.

“Stella Creasy: ‘JK Rowling is wrong – a woman can have a penis’”’ I half agree. A woman can certainly be a prick.

After that terrorist attack in Manchester, Starmer has called a meeting of COBRA. Very fitting for a snake.

"Student left homeless and helpless after fire at rental home in New Cross" My advice to him is catch a train to Dover and hang out on the beach until another small boat comes in then join the passengers as they depart. He can then claim asylum and be put up for free in a four star hotel for the next six months until he is given a free flat.