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Q, How do you get a Homosexual man to Fuck a woman ~ 100% biological Female ??? A, dress the woman with steel toe cap boots, tool belt, baseball cap, add the scent of ". Old spice or Brut plus the smoke from a 100 cigarettes AND FINALLY SHIT IN HER CUNT AND MAKE HER WEAR A PAIR OF BOXER SHORTS ON BACK TO FRONT !

I became good friends with a woman at work a few months ago but whenever I ask her out on a date or sumfin she just keeps knocking me back saying she doesn't go out with work colleagues and is looking for a soulmate, So I told her we could work on that and if she gave me a chance and Sat on my face I'll eat my way to her Heart!

I wonder if it was a total mistake when JAY Z and BEYONCE first got together all because the personal assistant to Jay z got it wrong at the time when Jay said he wants to fuck destiny's child !

Did you hear about the jew that went to the Asda super market ~ When he got to the till he flopped his penis out and said to the checkout girl could you Roll this back please and give me 50% off.

Question, What's the difference between a pile of 'dead babies" and a pile of "rocks" ??? Answer, You can't fuck a pile of rocks!!!!

Kiddie Diddler

{Q}. What do you call a Black man that's been accused of rape? {A} Guilty!

{Q} What's brown, dirty and smelly, clogs up the system and can be found usually floating on water??? {A} a boat load full of illegal immigrants

A. What's worse than Gerry and Kate McCann babysitting your kids? A. Ian Huntley giving them a bath

(Q) What's long, heated by flames, covered in grease, contains various body parts and smells like Kebabs at night? (A) The two Trains that crashed in Greece