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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark....

Stopped off at a lovely foodvan outside the Leicester city ground tonight,their special was extra crispy barbecued Thai meat.....it was delicious.......perhaps a little over cooked but delicious never the less.

New account it is then you fucking jizz splat

Why do my jokes keep getting removed and a message stating I’m banned,I’ve tried to contact this page thru the listed email address but no one is responding........

Why do my jokes keep getting removed and a message stating I’m banned,I’ve tried to contact this page thru the listed email address but no one is responding........

The wife asked me......"What are you doing on the computer"??.... l told her....."I'm looking for cheap flights"...... "Oh I love you".......... she replied......... and then she got all excited...... She quickly got undressed..... and then we had the most amazing sex ever.... Which is very odd..... because she's never shown an interest in darts before.........!!

My blond 19 year old next door neighbour has just asked me if I know about missing items from her washing line? ... I nearly shìt her knickers

Posting this again because it was taken down,I have tried to email the site moderator but received no reply..... Can any one enlighten me as to why my jokes have been removed and some moderator threatened to ban me and posted the following on my account...... Oldest joke in the book. Banned for continually posting old shit. 24 hours. DO NOT IGNORE 7 DAYS AND THEN ACCOUNT DELETION."................................ I genuinely have not got a fucking clue who this person thinks I am or what I’ve meant to have done...........can anyone help me out here .

Can any one enlighten me as to why my jokes have been removed and some moderator threatened to ban me and posted the following on my account...... .This joke has been marked as duplicate Oldest joke in the book. Banned for continually posting old shit. 24 hours. DO NOT IGNORE 7 DAYS AND THEN ACCOUNT DELETION. I genuinely have not got a fucking clue who this person thinks I am or what I’ve meant to have done...........can anyone help me out here .