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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark....

Shagger

How do you tell when an Indian stops being a boy and becomes a man...........his nappy moves from his arse to his head

Due to the forecasted Freezing temperatures next week Liverpool schools have advised parents to wear 2 pairs of pyjamas when dropping off their kids at school.

Stopped off at a lovely foodvan outside the Leicester city ground tonight,their special was extra crispy barbecued Thai meat.....it was delicious.......perhaps a little over cooked but delicious never the less.

Whats the difference between Bjorn Borg and Michael Watson? ..........Ones a swede and ones a cabbage..

Scientists have managed to cross an octopus with a nigger.......it’s an ugly bastard but by fuck can it pick cotton.

3 inmates in an American prison were discussing their sentences. 2 of them were white men, 1 black. The first white man says: "I'm in here 5 years, for robbery. If it had been armed robbery, I'd have got 10 years." The second white man says: "Well, I'm in here 10 years, for manslaughter. If my lawyer hadn't managed to reduce the charge from actual murder, I'd have got 15 years." The black man then says: "I was sentenced to 15 years for riding my bicycle with the light off. I'd have got 20 years, if had actually been dark at the time..."

Can any one enlighten me as to why my jokes have been removed and some moderator threatened to ban me and posted the following on my account...... .This joke has been marked as duplicate Oldest joke in the book. Banned for continually posting old shit. 24 hours. DO NOT IGNORE 7 DAYS AND THEN ACCOUNT DELETION. I genuinely have not got a fucking clue who this person thinks I am or what I’ve meant to have done...........can anyone help me out here .