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Multiple stabbings at Huntingdon train station, and Kier Starmer has released a statement saying his thoughts are with those who are hurt but, wants to reiterate that it's Islamaphobia that is the real threat to the UK.

After this recent terrorist attack be prepared for additional police action Further discussion and explanation about how the word 'Jihad' is actually a peaceful means of demonstrating.

I always knew Texas was full of wet-backs

Went for a job at the BBC Interview was a disaster, the interviewer even gave up writing and was playing on his phone. At the end he added as an afterthought - "ohh do you have any questions for us?" To which I said asked "errm yeah, does it matter that I am on the sex offenders register?" Anyway long story short - I start on Monday.

Thinking of converting to Islam .. I mean sure it'll suck having to pray 5 times a day.. but lets look at the positives. Get to smack about the wife and kids Get to sleep around Get to pop out dozens of kids Don't need work for a living Can really let myself go without caring Get a free pass for almost any crime i commit AND 99% less likely to die in a terrorist attack ( unless ot me doing it) Think the pros are starting to outweigh the cons here.

Apparently David Lammy is looking to chair a committee on paying trillions of pounds in slave reparations .. But I think I have a better idea. Let's just take them back to Africa, build them a mud hut and release them back into the wild. Literally a case where everyone wins.