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"Why haven't you come back home?!" Screamed my wife on the phone. "Sorry babe," I replied, "I got stuck." "Uh, ok," she said, cheering up. "Where?" She didn't seem impressed when I said, "My secretary's wardrobe."

My son's teacher phoned me earlier. "Can you come to my office today?" she said "Oh my God!" Has my son done anything?" "No, not at all," she replied, "I just fancy a shag."

My son's teacher phoned me earlier. "Can you come to my office today?" she said. "Oh my God!" I screamed. "Has my son done anything?" "No, not at all," she replied, "I just fancy a shag."

My mate David wants to be a physicist and I think he's become obsessed with it. Today I came home early from work and he jumped out of the bedroom window naked.

My mate David wants to be a physicist and I think he's become obsessed with it. Today I came home early from work and he jumped out of the bedroom window naked.

I've always wanted to know how the fire exit in my company works, so today I set the building on fire.

After I failed to spell, I was given thirty-six strokes of cane, then I was subjected to one week of manual labour. It's really tough being a student of Hogwarts.

After I failed to spell, I was given thirty-six strokes of cane, then I was subjected to one week of manual labour. It's really tough being a student of Hogwarts.

I've started eating the wife's food so that I can get used to the taste before I get sentenced to prison next month

I said to my mate, "My wife no longer talks to me." "What happened?" He asked. "I cut off her tongue."