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What's the difference between JK Rowling and UVF snitch Gary 'paedophile' Haggarty? One's a fictional compulsive story teller and the other wrote Harry Potter!!!

When I was younger known Belfast paedophile Gary Haggarty came to visit I was touched

Meanwhile in a Belfast school - Teacher asks young boy "Name a word your dad uses a lot? Boy replies "Complete' Miss", teacher asks "Why does he use the word 'complete' a lot?" Boy replies "Because he's always saying that Gary Haggarty is a complete cunt!"

To all the good English people out there be aware of a self confessed sex offender living near you called Gary Haggarty, hes from Belfast and has made out to police in interviews that he has done over 200 crimes including 5 murders. Hes also on the sex offenders register. The police have gave him a new identity and could be living near you or your kids. THIS IS NO JOKE

My girlfriend says I've got the biggest cock shes ever seen thats one of the benefits of dating a 10 year old Said UVF peado Gary Haggarty ??

What's the difference between Katie Price and Belfast's top compulsive liar and paedo Gary Haggarty? One is a massive cunt and the other is a woman with a big fanny.

What's the difference between Homer Simpson and dirty UVF tout Gary 'wanker' Haggarty? One's a big fat yella bastard and the other's a cartoon character!!!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BELFAST TOUT GARY HAGGARTY AND JORGE MENDES? NOTHING, THEY'RE BOTH PAID AGENTS!

What's the difference between Peter Sutciffe and Northern Ireland tout Gary Haggarty? The first one's a serial killer the other's a serial liar!!! ????

Why did UVF tout and fuckin paedophile GARY HAGGARTY cross the road? BECAUSE HIS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE CHICKEN!