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Little Timmy walks into his parents bedroom and sees his parents going at it Dad chuckles and says "sorry you seen that son" But Timmy runs out of the room in disgust. about 10 minutes later dad gets dressed and goes looking for Timmy to talk to him. He goes into his sons room and screeches in horror as he sees his son balls deep in his grandmother Timmy turns to his dad and says "Not so funny when it's your mother is it??"

Dad: "Do you know what your brother said when he lost his virginity?" Me: "Dad please don't" Dad: "Exactly"

Was staying at my girlfriends house last night. Her dad wouldn't let us sleep in the same bed. Which is really upsetting because he's a very attractive man

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer the other's a watermelon

I saw a very patronising dwarf climbing down the side of a prison wall today It was a little condescending con descending

I was sitting at home with my sister we're both getting bored so I said "Do you want to play the rape game?" She said "What?.. Oh God no!" "That's the spirit" I said

I always thought I'd make a decent evil genius. I've only got two problems, One I'm quite a nice guy and two I'm a bit thick

I always thought I'd make a pretty good evil genius. I've only got two problems One I'm quite a nice guy and two I'm a bit thick

What does a Mathematician do when he gets constipated? He works it out with a pencil

I was at home last night pulling off my boxers when my wife walked in and told me to stop violating the dogs