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Israel Folau to counsel Assange and Rolf Harris now he's got some time to spare

Julian Assange to share cell with Rolf Harris. What could possibly go wrong?

Julian Assange and Rolf Harris banged up together. The Brown Mile.

Orville the Duck running for Prime Minister. Keith would have been proud.

Noel's House Party surging in polls as a credible contender. Home Secretary Blobby proposes Parliament relocated to Crinkley Bottom, Morecambe. Couldn't be any fucking worse?!

With respect to chum... Immigration and Customs officers - Stop giving it large You're just airport receptionists

OLD DAYS: Tom and Dean are sitting in Ye Olde Electric Arms, Portsmouth. What's that in your pint mush? Fuck … the Kings shilling! A few days later a Spanish Captain announces "All hands on deck, man the guns, Royal Navy on the horizon!!!" TODAY: "Ryanair flight FR2609 from Glasgow has just landed. All armed security to Gate 23. Everyone else evacuate the airport immediately"

Johnny DUP, Boorish Johnson and Nigel Silage star in the new "Pirates" blockbuster. An eponymous theme park ride that tells of a British Parliament crewed by The Undead. Lemmy is rumoured to be making a comeback for "Pirates II - Dead Men Tell No Tales"

In the early 70's Leeds were proud of the violence of their Utd players on the pitch, and Utd fans off the pitch. In 2019 and with Leeds capital of the state of Yorkshitan, they have combined their traditional skills to the game of cricket (seeing as the nurse is about to switch off the life support for LUFC)

As a dyslexic, coming out was difficult. But I put my best sequined costume on and attended my first Pride march. I was really confused as I stood in the crowd at my first MG BGT rally, not what I had expected.