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Kobe. The first black dad to leave and take the kid with him

"China bans BBC claiming 'Unfair and Untruthful Journalism'" Can we do the same in UK?

I'd like to personally thank every single Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority in London for getting the UK Coronavirus death count to 100,000. Without your parties, weddings, living 20 a room and generally ignoring every single lockdown rule, we'd never have got where we are today

Coronavirus seems to target the old, black, poor and fat. Fellow sickipedians, our prayers have finally come true

Dear Capt. Tom, Our records indicate you have earned £37 million in the last tax year. Please pay your tax bill of £18.5 million plus £100 charge for failing to complete your tax return by the 31st January deadline. Kind Regards, HMRC

I came to this country on a small boat last week and told the government I'm a 15 year old boy so I can get in about the white girls. But now I need ID to get on to pornhub and the one they gave me says I'm too young?

That's it Europe, no more vaccine for you.

As a Chinese barman in Britain I am deadly afraid of being asked if I have Corona. Either answer I give will mean the windows get bricked

Congratulations to Ellie Goldstein for her accomplishments as a model with Down Syndrome. Thanks to her efforts, she has introduced the masses to a whole new category at pornhub.com

I just gave birth to the Titanic. After 3 flushes it was still there. Unsinkable.