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I came to this country on a small boat last week and told the government I'm a 15 year old boy so I can get in about the white girls. But now I need ID to get on to pornhub and the one they gave me says I'm too young?

The Woman's Euro 2025 cup final is on 27th July and I'm sure everyone is asking the same question. Who fucking cares?

I see the New Space Force on TV, but without Steve Carrell I fail to see how this season is going to be a success

Kier Starmer's plan of cutting illegal immigration by stopping the flights before they even leave their country of departure? Looks like it's working well

Switch 2 controller stick drift reported 1 week after launch. What the hell were they doing to make that happen? Because it certainly wasn't by playing games on it

Indian olympic athlete disqualified for being too heavy by the equivalent of a medium sized banana. Yes, more 'female' athletes should be disqualified for this reason too

Skynet is finally up and running

Ollie Watkins being paraded around on BBC for scoring the winning goal. Wonder why.

I don't get it. Whenever I go holiday with the missus she's always trying to cram in just one more piece of clothing in to the suitcase and "it's not a big deal" but when I do the same with packs of cigarettes in to her vagina on the way home because there's no space in the case, then I'm the freak and need to get help?

Kathryn has taken her kids off school for 3 weeks. I hope she realises that taking your kids off school during term time incurs a charge. And we already paid for her operation