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My daughter met a Swedish boy who's dad owns a hi-fi shop. Now she's banging Olaf's son. Do your worst everyone........
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Coronavirus breakthrough! Saudi scientists say convicted theives unable to pass on infection.
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I was in the Himalayas and I saw this big cow type thing with masses of wiry hair on a roundabout. It was clearly unable to stand up when it got off. All this gave me a hard on, it must have been an affro-dizzy-yak. Sorry, but his is Weaverdogs fault, his stuff is rubbing off on me.
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I've got 2 GCSE's. In biology & metalwork. So if you need your cat welding.......
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Sex with my wife is like my bank account, I put it in, lose interest and take it out again.
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As they hooked my dad up to the latest ventilator, he looked up at me and said "am I going to dyson? "
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James Cracknel and wife to split. Apparently they'd been rowing for some time.
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A man doesn't walk into a pub..........
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I can't belive how desperate things are getting. My freezer is full of toilet rolls.
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I hate it when my cock touches the bowl when I piss. I have to stand on a chair.
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