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Comedian Ian Royce? Nope, me neither
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Sex with my wife is like my bank account, I put it in, lose interest and take it out again.
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The price of wool has fallen so low, that many sheep farmers are becoming jumpers.
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Due to storm Laura, 250000 people in America have lost power. Hopefully the same will happen to Trump in a few weeks.
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I got home last night and found a note from my wife that read " I'm at the therapist, your dinner is in the tumble dryer"
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I've been with my crossdressing boyfriend 5 years. Happy tranniversary darling.
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I thought I had a big cock. Turns out it's an ostrich.
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I was in the shopping center and walked into the ladies for a piss by mistake. I was standing in a cubicle and a woman's voice said "this is for ladies only!" I said "so is this love, but I need to run some water through it occasionally" (Probably going to get duped, I did check)
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I judged a beauty contest in Cardiff once. The girl who won had 36 double D's. Even by Welsh standards, that's a long surname. ISIHAC.
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Apparently native Americans name their child after the first thing they see after the birth. So my mate Dirty Syringe was telling me.
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