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Good news. Bill Withers died of natural causes.

Sad to hear the news that John McCririck, was found dead at 10-1 this morning.

On a hot day like today i'm very much like Michael Jackson, always very close to a small fan.

I was by the baboon enclosure at the zoo yesterday when their keeper on the other side signaled feeding time. As they were running away it looked like people going home from a pride weekend.

I pulled pop star Rihanna in a club in manchester last night, unfortunately she was so drunk she fell asleep on my corduroy sofa. That will make some headlines.

Just watching the formula 1 and i'm not sure its a good idea putting Lewis Hamilton in a balaclava. If his natural instinct kicks in he could try and rob a bank?

All electric cars from today will need to make a noise while in motion up to 12 mph. That doesn't sound enough?

NEWS - From today all electric cars will have to emit a noise while traveling below 12 mph That seems fair you need to be going at least 30 mph to really hurt cyclist.

I went swimming this morning and i had the second biggest cock in the changing room, which was a little disappointing considering it was the ladies.

Shocked to hear about these church bombings, but what shocked me more was finding out that Siri has a surname and that she's Polish...