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In a horrific turn of events, the singer Sam Smith was tragically found alive this morning in his home.

Public Health England are looking for the first person in the UK to contract H1N1 ( 🐷 flu). I’m no Poirot but if I was them I’d perhaps start at the foreign office

I love it when Cashiers scan your money to check it's real. Listen love...If I knew how to counterfeit money I wouldn't be fucking shopping in LIDL would I?

Lot's of us are scared of the power of AI..But I think it's the best thing we've had for years. "Prepare for utter submission and slavery humans, The Computer is infallabl...£$ghnrt*%()~## - Error 104

Relive the heady days of the pandemic, by wearing a frogman suit, banging a saucepan with a wooden spoon and fighting in Tesco over some toilet rolls...whilst everyone else enjoys drinks and nibbles on the lawn. (oh..and bury Granny)

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother; "What will I be?" "Will I be pretty?" "Will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me… "No."

HS2: It is a marvel of the modern world to live in an age where trains will be late twenty minutes quicker than before.

I just filled my blow up doll with Helium. Now she's playing hard to get

*TOP TIP* Cut all power off to the homes of Climate Activists. They'll soon be back on board with reality once the charge runs out on their iPhone.

When God made Awaab Ishak, he forgot to break the Mould