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California Aid concert to be held. The following acts are confirmed Firestarter - Prodigy This Girl is on Fire - Alicia Keys Disco Inferno - Tina Turner Ashes to Ashes - David Bowie Greatest Hits - Ash Smoke on the water - Deep Purple Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash Burning down the house - Talking Heads We didn't start the Fire- Billy Joel

Following his recent sight loss, Elton John is to have his now redundant eyeballs removed. He'll be a socket man

Woman who beat a man to death with a kettle was said to be boiling with rage and then something just clicked.

10 year old Pakistani boy beaten to death by his headmaster during assembly over a minor issue. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?

Catholic church announces small change to service - instead of the congregation shaking hands and saying "Peace be with you" they will now wish each other to " Have a nice day"

Newcastle to name the road in front of st james park in honour of their manager - Howe Way

I asked your mum why she was looking so glum after spending the day sucking off the happy foundation. Apparently she was still feeling a little down in the mouth.

I went on dragons den bit they wouldn't invest in my idea to incorporate itching powder into shampoo. It's a real head scratcher

Cause of death of Gene Hackman announced as detectives uncover 84kg of kryptonite in his spare room.

Gino d'Acampo robbed Paul Youngs house in his younger days. Though to be fair, wherever he lays his chefs hat, that's his home