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Does anyone know when the Christian Brueckner / Julia Wandell sextape is coming out? If Max Clifford were still alive, I'm sure he'd be putting them together

Having been released as Angela Rayners tax advisor, Diane Abbott is now available for specialist tax advice. Rayner was caught out when Abbott submitted a claim of 3 billion pounds tax rebate.

Angela Rayner has already signed on for Jobseekers Allowance 3 times this afternoon.

Kate and Gerry reportedly spotted on last minute budget flight to Lisbon to see if they can get Maddies remains discovered in the funicular crash site.

There was outrage today when it was learned that not all of the passengers on the Lisbon funicular had even wanted to take the ride, with their families saying most had been railroaded into it.

Man killed by 3 teens on isle of sheppey after being hit on the head with a concrete slab. Family and friends have said he was a very level headed individual

As if by magic, the grim reaper appeared. Time to go to hell Mr Brooks, he said

Kelly Clarkson to sing Since You've been Gone at her ex husbands wake

In a dark dark town There was a dark dark church Outside the dark dark church There was a dark dark graveyard In the dark dark graveyard There was a dark dark tomb In the dark dark tomb There was a dark dark box And in the dark dark box A skeleton lived...

Hulk Hogan confirmed dead after failing to beat the ref's 300 count. Cause of death believed to be a blow from a folded chair.