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As the South battens down the hatches in the face of Storm Eunice, Northerners are told to increase their sun tan protection from factor 20 to factor 30 and not wear caps.

Dicks out!

Newcastle United

As 2021 draws to a close. Think of the less fortunate than yourself. Take Harvey Price for example. He's had more surnames than a Pakis benefit claim.

The Voice Kids. Hard to believe, but it's worse than listening to that Tramadol on legs, Adele.

Mate of mine took his dog to the dole office to see if he could claim anything for him. The bloke behind the counter stared at him and said “ We don’t give benefits to dogs, what makes you think he’s entitled to anything?” My mate replied....”He’s brown, stinks of shit, never done a days work in his life and he can’t fucking speak English”! Bloke behind the counter said.....” His first payment will be this Monday!”

If Dianne Abbott had done the Champions league draw, Hull Kingston Rovers would have had a plum draw with Manchester United.

Breaking News. Reports are coming in that Diane Abbott was spotted arriving at the No10 xmas party carrying Easter eggs.

A Scouse icon has died resulting in mass mourning on Merseyside. RIP Bob Dole

I had a 50p coin today which had the inscription “DIVERSITY BUILT BRITAIN” Those prancing jigaboos have come a long way since they danced on tv in recognition of a drug fuelled cunt in America