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Jokes on you, I got my degree in gender studies while there were still only two of them.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother; "What will I be?" "Will I be pretty?" "Will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me… "No."

Sometimes it's hard watching The Voice Kids… But I cross my legs and my family don't notice.

Alex Salmond has been charged with historical offences of attempted rape. In 2014 he tried to fuck Scotland.

Clamour for diversity on television all you want, the black girl is still gonna get picked last on Love Island.

I've now reached the age where even "older women" are younger than me. And I still don't fancy them.

Black woman on This Morning this morning said "It is not the job of black people & ethnic minorities to educate white people on racism perpetuated by white people. White folks need to educate themselves on racism." Yeah but we're not gonna though.

Why do we call it an Indian Elephant and not a Pakiderm?

Just filed a complaint with Ofcom over the Pussycat Dolls' performance on X Factor the other night. The outfits were fine, I just wish they'd been worn by younger women.

I read that out of all the abusive tweets aimed at female MPs almost half of them are directed towards Diane Abbott. Which makes me wonder if the fat nigger counted them.