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Today I learned that Cressida Dick has a girlfriend with the surname Ball. I'm unsure if simple irony, or if inappropriate to make a joke about a gay couple literally BEING the dick and ball....

His name was Robert Paulson... His name was Robert Paulson...

BREAKING NEWS: Boris Johnson officially gives up after hearing there's two Brazilian variants of the Coronavirus in the UK. Sources close to him in the Tory cabinet said he was unable to comprehend how many "two Brazilian" was...

If Trump injected himself with something that kills 99.99% of bacteria, the way the world's working at the moment I really wouldn't be surprised if he was the 0.01% it fucking didn't!

There is a video going round on Facebook of a man licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight and the ladies are going wild. Personally I don't see what all the fuss is about because he clearly prefers to lick a ding dong!

As I walked into the O2 arena, naked, with ejaculate spunking from the erect cock in my hand while shouting: "Expelliarmus!" in front of thousands of pre-teen girls, I realised it wasn't a wand erection event....

I'm fucking sick of all these immigrants working for the NHS Coming over here and stealing our death

Church is like a weekly book club, where you read the same book over and over again. And if you don't go you have to apologize to one of the main characters. And if you get REALLY good at explaining the plot to everyone, they all chip in and buy you a private jet.

Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.

What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan? Their Brunei Only kidding they squat over a hole in the ground and wipe their arses with their hands