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spitroast

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6 years ago-Celebrities-Hitler-Post Rating : 40

Today is Hitler's 130th birthday. I notice Google didn't do a doodle.

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7 years ago-Sports-Weightlifting-Post Rating : 0

A female weightlifter goes into the Doctors and says. "I've been taking steroids for so long now, I've grown a cock. "Anabolic"? says the doctor. "No, just a cock" She replied.

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7 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 0

I've just won a Norwich City FC crockery set on eBay: there's 11 mugs and no cups.

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8 years ago-Other-One Liner-Post Rating : 0

You're so unattractive that not even bored lonely housewives in your area want to meet you.

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7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Hallucination-Post Rating : 1

There's this big orange rabbit who's been going around telling everyone I've stopped taking my medication.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Anal-Post Rating : 2

I don't like the term 'Anal bleaching.' I prefer, 'Changing your ring tone.'

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8 years ago-Racism-American-Post Rating : 0

Why can'tt buffalos fly? Because Americans cut off their wings and eat them before they reach maturity.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Blow Job-Post Rating : 0

Bill says to Ben, flobba...lobba...lobble...and Ben replies....For fuck sake Bill....if you loved me you'd swallow.!

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8 years ago-Events-Christmas-Post Rating : 1

Whenever I see a respected actor in panto I always like to shout 'It's beneath you!

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7 years ago-Racism-Gypsy-Post Rating : 1

A Solicitor is visiting his client at the Pikey travellers site. As he parks his Range Rover near a burnt out caravan a 10 year old boy approaches him, "Nice car Mister. I'll look after it for yuz - only ten poond!" The Solicitor replies, "No need son, if you look on the back seat I've got two 10 stone Rottweilers in there." The lad retorts, "Good at putting out fucking fires are they?"

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