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Today is Hitler's 130th birthday. I notice Google didn't do a doodle.

A female weightlifter goes into the Doctors and says. "I've been taking steroids for so long now, I've grown a cock. "Anabolic"? says the doctor. "No, just a cock" She replied.

I've just won a Norwich City FC crockery set on eBay: there's 11 mugs and no cups.

You're so unattractive that not even bored lonely housewives in your area want to meet you.

There's this big orange rabbit who's been going around telling everyone I've stopped taking my medication.

I don't like the term 'Anal bleaching.' I prefer, 'Changing your ring tone.'

Why can'tt buffalos fly? Because Americans cut off their wings and eat them before they reach maturity.

Bill says to Ben, flobba...lobba...lobble...and Ben replies....For fuck sake Bill....if you loved me you'd swallow.!

Whenever I see a respected actor in panto I always like to shout 'It's beneath you!

A Solicitor is visiting his client at the Pikey travellers site. As he parks his Range Rover near a burnt out caravan a 10 year old boy approaches him, "Nice car Mister. I'll look after it for yuz - only ten poond!" The Solicitor replies, "No need son, if you look on the back seat I've got two 10 stone Rottweilers in there." The lad retorts, "Good at putting out fucking fires are they?"