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One of the things I hated about my wife was the smell of her cooking. But after all her hair singed off she actually tasted pretty good.

Apparently today is Taxidermists Appreciation Day. But they can all get stuffed as far as I'm concerned.

I wonder if Sean Lock will get roasted at his funeral. Or maybe he chose burial instead.

Dementia / Alzheimers now the second biggest killer in Australia. And..... I forgot what the first one is.

In Australia's Northern Territory, there's now one man-eating croc, for every two and a half people. With the emphasis on the half.

Ed Sheeran has tested positive to Covid-19 and is now at home in isolation. Just to remind him what it was like before he became a "famous" ranga.

I've already burnt all my Christmas presents from this year. Candles. All of of them.

I like my women how I like my coffee. Dried and ground up in to little fucking granules then steamed to the shithouse with boiling hot water.

Of all the pollution in the world, residents are now complaining about a bit of night-time noise from wind farms? I don't know how these people sleep at night.

Proof that the Academy Awards has completely lost its way. Will Smith receiving an Oscar after acting badly.