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Fool people into thinking you're a successful female TV presenter by battering your boyfriend then topping yourself
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Kids should not run with scissors. And lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs
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I hate it when I'm texting and I'm rudely interrupted by a cyclist bouncing off my windscreen
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I used to think cesarean was spelt with an S until.i looked in the dictionary and found in in the C section
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"lucy in the sky with diamonds" John lennon was shit at cluedo
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I can't find any bog roll in my local shops so I've started panic buying imodium
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I can't help but think that ww1 would have been over far quicker if the soliders spent less time writing poems and playing football and more time murdering each other
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My friend's just had a penis extension Now his house looks bloody ridiculous
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Tiger tiger burning bright Who set Chester zoo alight?
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I bought a rape alarm today cos I kept forgetting to rape people
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